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Okay so if you have been hiding in a cave for the last month or so, you wont know that Miley has a new album out called “Miley Cyrus And Her Dead Petz” (weird title but makes sense as soon as you listen to it). She announced the release of that album during the ending of the 2015 VMAs which she was also hosting. I am a huge Miley Cyrus fan so of course I had to stop everything I was doing and check it out. I didn’t really get it in the beginning, to be honest it’s a pretty hard album to get into if you don’t listen to that type of music but as I let it grow on me I realized that it’s actually kind of brilliant. Miley has brought everything into that album so I am going to give you 7 damn good reasons that you should take a break from illegally downloading porn or watching people get kicked in the balls on YouTube and listen to that album right now.

1) It don’t cost a thing

That’s right fellas, Miley’s new album is available for free on soundcloud. And I know that this doesn’t mean much in 2015 were there are about a billion websites where you can get free music all over the place, but wouldn’t you like to know that the artist actually wants you to have that music for free? Don’t you like the fact that all of those songs are actually what’s going on inside Miley’s head, not just something she put out to make money or raise attention to herself? I definitely do, it just feels much more real than most things out there just because it’s free. It’s like a gift, what kind of fool would not accept a damn gift?

2) It’s original

Have you ever had that feeling when you listen to a song for the first time and you feel like you’ve heard it a billion times before, but then you actually realize that you haven’t it’s just so unoriginal that’s the same exact thing has been done before a billion times? Well believe me when I say, there is nothing like Miley’s new album on the radio right now. Nobody else is doing that sort of thing and even if they are they never go mainstream. Miley is taking this as a chance to bring a light to that underrated music gender and to show people a world were the radio does not play generic pop garbage, will you join her on that movement?

3) The vocals

There are a lot of things you can say to Miley Cyrus but bad singer sure isn’t one of them. Miley has always been a strong vocalist and this type of music is the perfect platform for her to expose that. If you have listened to her previous album Bangerz, you might have noticed that sometimes the beat overshadowed her voice. In this album Miley has managed the perfect balance showcasing the amazing Mike Will Made It beats and her flawless vocals. (P.S. song that showcases mind blowing vocals: The Twinkle Song. you’re welcome)

4) The beats 

I mentioned something about amazing Mike Will Made It beats in my previous paragraph, so let’s talk a bit more about that. You probably already know that Mike Will is an amazing producer, he has worked with some of the most important R&B and Hip Hop artists such as Rihanna, Kelly Rowland, Lil Wayne, even Mariah fucking Carey. Which means that if you like R&B or Hip Hop, Mike Will has definitely produced one of your favorite songs. Well guess what, he has also produced this album so I don’t know why you haven’t listened to it yet.

5) The lyrics

That is probably my favorite of all the reasons, I mean I love beats and vocals but if a song doesn’t have good lyrics I’m not gonna be on board with it. And MCAHDP definitely has some amazing ones. Let’s start from the inspirational ones:

“Karen don’t be sand, they’re just a bunch of fools/ the world can still be beautiful, that part’s up to you.” (from: Karen don’t be sad)

“We only have one sun, one moon/ one me, one you” (from: 1 Sun)

“Evil is but a shadow, that accompanies the good” (from: Evil is but a shadow)

Then there are the sad ones:

“And there’s probably a rainbow, but I don’t care/ ‘coz all the colors left with you” (from: Space Boots)

“They say love grows but I’ve only seen it die/ I’m too young to feel like I’m running out of time” (from: I Get So Scared)

And finally the funny ones:

“You started with some fucking baby goo goo tongue down my throat, I mean even in front of your mom/ Dude, as if I’m not fucking awkward enough” (from BB Talk)

“How dare you bring an other chick in our bed?/ You’re lucky I’m doing my yoga or you might be dead” (from: I Forgive Yiew)

This album has the biggest lyric variety I’ve ever heard, and these are just my favorite ones. But there’s so much more to it, it’s a listen you wont regret.

6) It rebelious

And who doesn’t love to rebel? I am a teenager myself and honestly I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with our generation? Why don’t we listen to stuff that make our parents sigh and shake their head in disappointment? Why aren’t we against the system like kids back in the 80’s? I know what you’re gonna say, the world has gotten better, there is nothing to rebel against anymore. Oh, so there is no homophobia, sexism, trans-phobia, terrorism or bigotry for us to rebel against? Because I do remember seeing people of color getting killed by cops in the news. I remember seeing a commercial that was against homosexual people getting married. And I remember seeing a lot of people that actually support Donalt Trump. Are you still sure there is nothing for us to rebel about? Miley, with her eccentric outfits and provocative lyrics is doing what we should have been doing all this time. So instead of judging her, how about we support her?

7) Miley Cyrus herself

Okay so I know a lot of people are too busy judging her by what she wears to actually listen to what she says. Miley has actually started a foundation called The Happy Hippie Foundation that supports America’s two most neglected issues, homelessness and the LGBT youth. She has made various videos of her performing songs with her band in her backyard in order to promote that charity. Hell, she even had a homeless man to go on stage on the 2014 VMAs and take over her Video Of The Year acceptance speech and talk about a charity. But shes just a joke right? Taking her clothes off for attention, right?? She has also cooperated with MAC to make a lipstick line from which all the profits are spent on curing people with HIV and AIDS.

Are you now convinced that Miley is an angel sent from heaven to give us good music and a powerful impact? Good, because by streaming her album and listening to her music you promote her, and by promoting her you promote what she stands for which is equality and world peace. So go ahead and click on that link to give that amazing album a listen: http://www.mileycyrus.com/andherdeadpetz

Don’t worry, you can thank me later. Peace out, thanks for reading 🙂

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